Today I had a competition with one of the lads from work regarding who was cooler. All I could say as evidence of why I was cooler, was that I have boobs.
Then he topped it all off telling me he rode a motorbike! That was it then! Nothing!
I couldn’t come back to that at all!
The fact that I have nothing cool about me really worries me.
I’m going to have to take up a new hobby or something!